Harriet Jean Evans takes a look at the social commentary of the past, and explains why she believes it just doesn't matter.
Our anonymous blogger reflects on her attempts to have a student Christmas... and how she came to the conclusion that home-made is always best.
Gillian Love urges you to vote 'No' to the motion to replace Women's Committee with a 'Gender Equality Committee'.
Gordon Ramsay: Services to Obscene Language
“Cor, f**k me!” Piers Morgan: Services to Sliminess and Suspiciously Thin Lips
“Oh. I’m humbled.” *grin*
Jeremy Clarkson: Services to Cynicism
“This is the greatest honour................. In the world.”
Jade Goody: Outstanding Contribution to Literature
Unavailable for comment
Simon Cowell: Services to Brutal Honesty
“No. I don’t like that. Not one bit. And here’s why...”
Moira Stewart: Services to Longevity
“The irony feels like a knife through my decrepit heart.”
Nigella Lawson: Outstanding Contribution to Innuendo
“You know you’ve wanted to give it to me for ages.”
Gordon Brown: Knighthood for Outstanding Involvement in the Economic Progress of Britain
“Bigot.”
Gary Glitter: Remarkable Return to Music
“And I would have gotten it sooner if it wasn’t for you pesky kids.”
Charlotte Church: Outstanding Cultural Ambassador for Wales
“F**k off boyo, can’t you see I’m doing shots?!”
Cheryl Cole: Services to the British Fashion Industry
“See!! I AM worth it Ashley!”
Ozzy Osbourne: Services to Disorientation
“A don’t f***in believe it. It’s just... magical. Wha am a sayin’ man? F***in Hellllll...”
Double Take speculates that most of these honours will come into fruition in June.
Arise Sir Brown. Now walk out of the door. And don’t come back. Ever. If you’d be so kind Sir.
Ha ha re: “You know you’ve wanted to give it to me for ages.”
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