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Wednesday, 14th December 2011
Be it a work shindig or a housemate gift swap, most people are likely to have at least one Secret Santa present to buy. No problem, if you’re lucky enough to get someone you know pretty well. Slightly more problematic if it’s someone you barely know, or have nothing in common with. There’s often the added problem of trying to fit an imposed budget too. Here are some things to be considered:

Avoid food and drink, unless you know the person really well. Chocolates or sweets may seem like an obvious solution for someone you don’t know very well, but it’s not always that straightforward. Many jelly sweets are unsuitable for vegetarians, and diabetes or other medical conditions may prevent them from enjoying such treats. Or, crazy as it sounds, they may simply not like chocolate.

If chocolate should be avoided, then alcohol should definitely be avoided. For all you know, they may a raging alcoholic, or not drink alcohol for other religious, health or personal reasons. If, however, you know for a fact that they are partial to a tipple or two, may I recommend Marks and Spencer Bucks Fizz?

Clothes and shoes are a bad idea, as it’s hard to get someone’s exact style and size right, and will probably be out of your budget anyway. Accessories and jewellery are good if they have a straightforward style, but avoid if they are more fussy. If buying earrings, make sure they have their ears pierced first (you’d be surprised how many people I’ve known to make that mistake). H&M and New Look both do a wide range of accessories to fit most budgets.

Hats are not the best idea, as it’s hard to tell what will suit someone, unless they tend to stick with a particular style. Scarves and gloves, however, are good; the only real decision to be made is the colour. Again try H&M and New Look, or if you have a slightly higher budget, head for Fat Face or Accessorize.

Why not stick with the Christmas theme, and get them a Christmas decoration or bauble? Accessorize have several girly decorations, but to move away from sequins and glitter, try Paperchase or Christmas Angels, or even Disney Store for the young at heart.

If all else fails, go for the inevitable gift set. Obvious choices are Boots and Next, but for something more unusual, try TK Maxx.

Some shops, it seems, were made with Secret Santa in mind; Hawkin’s Bazaar sells everything from stationery to ‘cheeky’ gifts (great for that ‘special friend’, probably not such a good idea for your boss). Paperchase have several gift ideas including a glittery statue of Jesus for anyone not easily offended, and my personal favourite, a solar-powered waving Queen. Octopus/Pylones have more unusual gift ideas, but tend to be on the expensive side. If none of these have proven fruitful, just head to Give the dog a bone. If they can’t help you, you’re a lost cause.

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#1 Cat Bennett
Wed, 14th Dec 2011 3:15pm

It's all about Ann Summers for Secret Santa gifts. Chocolate lollipops in the shape of a penis ('Dick on a Stick' - har har), sex games dice, vajazzles, a rude set of cards.

Maybe I just have those types of friends.

#2 Matt Cooke
Wed, 14th Dec 2011 3:27pm

Not just you Cat. My recommendation is trying Hawkins Bazar (same street as ann summers and nandos) loads of fun jokey gift ideas that wont break the bank.

#3 Stephanie Neylon
Thu, 15th Dec 2011 5:36pm

I got my housemate an "erotic cocktails" book from ann summers, was basically porn but was hilarious

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