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"So... how do you feel about treasure hunts?"
Thursday, 2nd June 2011
I hope by now you would have guessed that I’d support complete honesty with girls. It’s okay to want a casual relationship as long as you tell her this early. But I think you also have to set up some expectations. You can’t take a girl on a load of proper dates that you’ve put a lot of effort into, then suddenly be like yeah I’m not really looking for anything serious…. That’s a bit douche. So in light of this I’m going to divide some date suggestions into two groups, casual and more serious.

Casual:

  • Invite her over to watch a film.
  • Invite her on a night out with your friends.
  • Go shopping in town.
  • Invite her along to something you were going to do anyway. Socials, parties, grocery shopping etc. It doesn’t have to be that special. The last “date” I went on was simply inviting a girl over to watch a few episodes of my new favourite show.

As soon as you get to the point where you can be like “are you coming over tonight?” without having to specify an activity, do it.

Okay, now for some more serious ones. Probably best to wait until at least the third date (probably longer) for any of these, otherwise you’ll come across as try-hard. But that’s fine because you shouldn’t have decided you want something serious with her before then. Remember these are the ‘I want you to be my girlfriend type dates’. Some ideas:

  • Walk around the city walls together.
  • Geocaching – I don’t even want to describe this, it’s too embarrassing. It’s kind of like a treasure hunt but with smart phones and GPS. She’ll definitely take the piss out of you for being sad, but it will be the most original and creative date she’ll ever go on and she’ll love it.
  • Cook a meal together – Endless flirting opportunities. Doing something like putting a blanket and place settings down, and eating it on the floor in your room can be cool as well. (Eating the meal on the sofa with all of your flatmates is not really romantic!)
  • Any activity that was awesome as a child, is now awesome again. Air hockey, mini golf etc.
  • Do the crappy touristy things in York.
  • If you’re on campus go on a walk to the quiet place. You can get the key off the Derwent porters to the actual quiet place behind all the hedges as well.

Obviously some of the dates can be used in both categories, and most of the time relationships aren’t as clear cut as serious/casual. But hopefully they give you some rough ideas.

This article is a bit short so I thought I’d take the time to recommend a great website. The21convention is a men’s success convention who uploads videos of all of their speeches. It’s like TED except the videos are about being awesome. It started off as just of collection of the worlds best dating coaches but has expanded to include advice from world experts in loads of different areas: relationships, lifestyle, health, self-actualisation, entrepreneurship…. the list goes on. I’m really not exaggerating when I say pretty much every video has the potential to change your life. Doug Mcguff’s speech on exercise and nutrition in particular is truly outstanding. Check out the site here.

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#1 Lizzy Pennock
Thu, 2nd Jun 2011 12:44pm

"Any activity that was awesome as a child, is now awesome again. Air hockey, mini golf etc."

I second this wholeheartedly. Particularly swimming and going to zoos.

#2 Anonymous
Thu, 2nd Jun 2011 5:47pm

"Doing something like putting a blanket and place settings down, and eating it on the floor in your room can be cool as well."

For real? Good God, man.

#3 Anonymous
Fri, 10th Jun 2011 9:34am

I know these articles get a lot of comments and maybe you like the contoversy they create, but please PLEASE get a new writer. 'Alex Hitchens' has repeatedly written awful pieces, some of which were glaringly misogynist, and despite people's claims that they shouldn't be taken seriously their tone is not tongue-in-cheek. They have the tone of a smug boy letting us all know his vast experience in pulling hundreds of women, despite the fact that his advice is utterly useless (especially a previous piece about acting stupidly to get a girl). So, if it's meant to be light-hearted the tone's been missed; if the articles are meant to be taken seriously, then I despair.

Yours,
A Concerned Citizen

#4 Anonymous
Sat, 11th Jun 2011 1:17pm

"especially a previous piece about acting stupidly to get a girl"

I'm sorry, but that's not what he said. He said being smart often COMES WITH these other qualities and behaviours that he doesn't think you should do. Nowhere in the actual article did he say you should act stupid, and he explicitly said he thinks being smart is an attractive quality. Yes the title is Be an Idiot, but that's surely to get attention rather than encapsulate what he's trying to say.

#5 Gillian Love
Sat, 11th Jun 2011 3:30pm

Yeeeaaah but listing all the traits intelligent people have that supposedly prevent them from 'f**cking hot girls,' he suggests you should try to quell them. i.e. don't have those traits. i.e. don't act intelligently. i.e. act differently from who you really are. i.e. act 'like a dumb guy' who are so full of self-confidence.

Great advice.

#6 Anonymous
Fri, 1st Jul 2011 7:58pm

Take a lesson

http://www.youtube.com/user/NineteenPercent#p/u/19/1T9RFU-_YgA

#7 Anonymous
Mon, 19th Dec 2011 2:58pm
  • Mon, 19th Dec 2011 7:32pm - Edited by the author

You articles are aiming to be like those written by Heathcliff for The Yorker last year. Those articles were well written and hilariously self-deprecating. I get the impression you actually believe what you are writing (poorly) and that is very worrying. There's a market for this, but you're not the person to sell it.

#8 Anonymous
Mon, 19th Dec 2011 8:21pm

Since you're dredging up old articles, I thought I'd add to the discussion. Heathcliff's articles were well-written, there's no denying that, but appalling in content. One in particular was just disgustingly horrible to read, referring to girls as "slags" and provoked so much outrage it had to be taken down. Really not someone to be emulated.

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