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One Night Only
Wednesday, 27th February 2008
Pushing into the gents you stand at the urinal next to two blokes in their 20s.

One tells the other that he wanted to spit into the urinal, but because of a low hanging cistern he couldn’t get his head far forward enough and accidentally spat on his own had. His companion consoles him by saying “at least it’s not your cock.” You silently agree that would be worse, wash your hands and head to the bar.

Taking a wall to lean against, you sup your drink and wait for the headliners.

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#1 Sarah Carter
Tue, 4th Mar 2008 4:33am

This must have taken aaaagges Ben. Great idea...Bravo!

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