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Tiesto - Kaleidoscope

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Friday, 5th March 2010
I am slightly prejudiced about this album. Mainly because the photo on the cover makes him look like a cock (a very air brushed man in a red leather jacket – not a good look, guys). Also because I’m sat listening to it on a grey Thursday afternoon with a cup of tea. Not ideal for trance, nevertheless... here goes...

None of this 74 minute album would be wildly out of place on the Tru dancefloor – it’s fairly standard clubland stuff. Collaborations with a load of people I’ve never heard of, although Nelly Furtado and Calvin Harris stand out. However, Furtado’s ‘Who wants to be Alone’ is mediocre at best. It lacks any direction, or the rise and fall that makes this genre listenable. I’ve been listening to it for 45 minutes and so far nothing has stood out as being particularly, well, good. It’s mindless, generic, clubland which is making my ears bleed and giving me a headache.

Tiesto seems to be relying on his featuring artists to cover up his own lack of ability (11 out of the 17 songs include at least one other person). The best song I’ve found on this god awful cd is the opener, ‘Kaleidoscope’, which features Jonsi. It’s a far more relaxed and meditative affair, with vocals reminiscent of Sigur Ros. Sadly it all goes downhill from there.

For hardcore trance fans, this album will still no doubt soon be sat on your iTunes playlist. However, for techno/trance/dubstep music with some talent I suggest you try Booka Shade, Underworld, Ellen Alien, Dallas Superstars, Ricardo Villalobos, James Holden... I’m now going to lie down in a quiet, darkened room for a while.

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