Harriet Jean Evans takes a look at the social commentary of the past, and explains why she believes it just doesn't matter.
Our anonymous blogger reflects on her attempts to have a student Christmas... and how she came to the conclusion that home-made is always best.
Gillian Love urges you to vote 'No' to the motion to replace Women's Committee with a 'Gender Equality Committee'.
Our source reported that the most popular tabloids circulate a list amongst themselves of items they have not yet claimed cause/cure cancer, as well as names of z-list celebs who will go on a bender/get naked at the slightest prompt (only to be used on slow news days). It has also been revealed to us that Katie ‘Jordan’ Price is not a human being, but a highly sophisticated fabrication of a tabloid ‘journalist.’ I did have my suspicions.
Mysteries not yet solved are the phone-hacking scandal (real? Or publicity stunt?), the papers’ perennially high readership, and why Janet Street-Porter is considered a broadsheet journalist when she is in fact a hate-spewing oaf. Editorship of the Independent on Sunday does not a respectable writer make, Janet – you have to stop doing things like claiming depression is just a lie made up by loony lefties.
These enigmas aside, it remains to be seen whether these revelations will hit the sales hard, or whether our nation really does want to read almost exclusively about Cheryl Cole’s new dress and how much we miss the days of the Royal Wedding (it was better back then in April!)
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