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The article in question, written by Miss ***** *******, focused on the allegation of an illicit meeting between University Vice-Chancellor Professor ***** ****** and several high-ranking members of YUSU. The meeting, which allegedly took place last month on the new ********** **** campus, has been thoroughly denied by both parties.
A second year Goodricke student who wished to remain anonymous claimed to have witnessed the midnight meeting: “I didn’t know what they were doing at first. I thought ‘who are these people, and why do they have three horses and a rusty *******?’ It was only when I saw the ritual ********* of the famous ginger **** from campus that everything started to fall into place.”
A spokesperson from YUSU made the following statement: “This article is clearly a lurid fabrication designed to generate controversy and more readers for The Yorker. The very idea that YUSU would sanction the use of radioactive ***** in the manner claimed by the writer is unacceptable. We had to censor the article for the student body’s sake. Even this statement will be censored.”
The University Vice-Chancellor Professor **** ****** declined to comment on the allegations, saying: “* **** **** **** **** *** ****** **. ***** ** ****!”
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