Tory Blog: The Tory Christmas Carol
Christmas is Winston's favourite time of year.
Monday, 26th December 2011
Written by Winston Plumworthy
Still in the Christmas mood, the York Tories provide us with a political Christmas Carol.
- Hark! The happy Tories sing,
- “we’re six points ahead today;
- Strikes have gone, the weather’s mild,
- Home and party reconciled!”
- Joyful, all ye nations rise,
- Join the triumph of the skies;
- With th’angelic host proclaim,
- “We Vetoed the settlement!”
- Hark! the happy Tories Sing,
- “Glory to the good P.M.!”
- Once, we were so put-upon;
- Forced to fix the deficit;
- No money, and a huge debt,
- Coalition with Nick Clegg.
- On we pressed with our Plan A;
- Saved our rating o’er the odds,
- To the point, the French got cross,
- As they had not done the work.
- Hark! the happy Tories Sing,
- “Glory to the good P.M.!”
- Eurozone troubles have found,
- Our economy is sound!
- Glad we kept our currency,
- Rather than take the euro.
- Miliband still wants us to,
- Throw over stability.
- Than stick with the Pound Stirling,
- And the nation doth agree.
- Hark! the happy Tories Sing,
- “Glory to the good P.M.!”
- On at home the reforms go,
- Fixing up our shattered realm;
- As we all can see the need,
- To fix all that Labour broke.
- Now display our saving power,
- Ruined nation now restore;
- Now in Britain’s union join
- Celebrate the Jubilee.
- Hark! the happy Tories Sing,
- “Glory to the good P.M.!”
- Once more gathered round the banner,
- Britannia’s choirs all sing:
- Even though it’s with Nick Clegg,
- Reinstated in gov’ment.
- No more any nation’s pet,
- Downing Street has got a cat:
- Little things that make us proud,
- That Once more, the country’s safe.
- Hark! the happy Tories Sing,
- “Glory to the good P.M.!”
