Two's company...but three's more fun

Two's company...but what's missing?

My quest for a threesome started off at the beginning of the spring term. My friends and I decided that, in the spirit of fun, we should have a competition which entailed each of us being randomly assigned a task to complete with prizes and forfeits for the first and last guy to finish. The task I received was to take part in a threesome.

For much of the term I spent my time trying different ways to achieve the Holy Grail that is participating in The Threesome. How, I thought, am I going to persuade two girls to have a threesome with me? I say two girls because the thought of having a threesome with two guys and one girl really didn’t appeal to me. I thought that if I was going for a threesome I should try and live the fantasy in full.

After thinking about it a bit I decided to go for a bold approach. I thought that, seeing as it's uni, I should be able to find a few promiscuous girls who would be up for a threesome as much as I was, or were looking to broaden their sexual horizons. To be honest this plan didn’t go too well. I saw two girls in Gallery and after chatting to them for a few minutes I swung the conversation round to threesomes and asked if they would be interested.

Far from the response I was hoping for, they said that they were offended and undervalued that I thought they would have a threesome with me so easily. After asking them if they would feel a bit more valued if I bought them a VK to share, they left.

Sensing that this probably wasn’t the best method I decided to bide my time in the hope that an opportunity would arise. This opportunity came on St Patrick’s Day. After drinking more Guinness than I care to remember I stumbled into Tru where everyone seemed to be in a fairly similar state to myself. I saw two girls from my college so I went over and started to dance with them.

Before I knew it we were all pulling and I thought that I was in for the night of my life. Unfortunately that is not how it turned out to be as, for once, I did not manage to get them to come back to mine. At first I felt disappointed that I didn’t quite manage to pull it off but then I realised that I could have done a lot worse.

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