James Arden checks out the garage rockers latest album.
The Christian rock band from Brighton bring religion to the masses.
Recipe for modern R'n'B album: liberal helpings of guest rappers and an overdose of sexual euphemisms.
Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop til You Get Enough
He’s the King of Pop, it had to be. I could have used ‘Dirty Diana’ but didn’t have the balls.
Beyoncé – Crazy in Love
Well, she’s the Princess of Pop isn’t she? My brother thinks she is anyway. He wears his Beyoncé t-shirt with pride.
Prince – Kiss
Fairly self-explanatory. This Royal Family of Pop is starting to look fairly interbred...
Queen – I Want to Break Free
Obviously. Maybe this is what Harry’s thinking right now. No! I don’t want to be a royal! All this pressure! *Runs away screaming*.
Kings of Leon – King of the Rodeo
Let the good times roll!
The Divine Comedy – The Frog Princess
I am not insinuating that Kate Middleton looks like a frog. She actually looks very pretty. Well done Will.
Will Smith – Miami
He’s The Fresh Prince, geddit? And all the ladies are like “Hi Will”.
The Smiths – There is a Light That Never Goes Out
From the album The Queen is Dead. She’s not. She looks very yellow today.
Radiohead – The National Anthem
Yes I have gone and associated my favourite band with a tacky playlist about the royal wedding. In other news, I HATE MYSELF.
Sex Pistols – God Save The Queen
Personally I think Bill Bailey's version of our national anthem far better befits our nation's characteristics, but hey, Sex Pistols had a good stab at it too.
Queens of the Stone Age – No One Knows
But EVERYONE knows. Literally EVERYONE ON THE PLANET. If somehow you’ve escaped all knowledge of the royal wedding up till now I genuinely envy you, and apologise for spoiling you’re royal wedding-free mind.
kate's definitely going to be cracking out some of beyonce's moves at the after party; rip her train off, get the legs out and boom, its the gypsy wedding we all hoped for.
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