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A lot of guys are worried to make the first physical move with a girl. They delay because they think it could be awkward. But in reality what they don’t realise is that delaying it is precisely what makes it awkward! If you’re talking to a girl like a friend for half an hour then suddenly grab her hand it’s going to be weird. The longer you delay, the more awkward it will be. However, if you establish straight away that you’re a physical person and that you’re interested in her, it’s fine. Better than fine.
I usually lightly touch girls’ arms when I talk to them, maybe move them around by the shoulders. Then there’s the classic high-fives and hugs. Invade her personal space, but then step back and let her come to you. Whenever you physically take two steps forward, take one step back. Show her that you’re confident and comfortable enough to be physical but you’re not just grabbing at her.
Eye contact. When you look into a girl’s eyes, look deep into them. Don’t be afraid to look a girl up and down in a sexual way either. You’re a man. She’s a woman. Grow up and realise it. Lead her around the club. Grab her hand, say something like “Let’s go check out upstairs”, and lead her around the club. LEAD. LEAD. LEAD.
Say to her “Let’s go dance” or if you’re me just yell “Dance floor!” at her. Grab her hand, lead her to the dance floor then straight away put it over your shoulder and start dancing with her. Don’t just stand next to each other dancing. It’s lame. Also learn to grind. It’s not difficult and all you’ll really ever need in terms of dancing skills.
Going for the make-out. If you’re already dancing with a girl - just do it. If you’re talking to the girl it’s slightly more difficult. Make sure you’re standing very close to each other, if you’re in a loud club this should happen anyway. Hold her hands as you talk to her. Look at her eyes, then mouth, then back to eyes. Then slow down your speech. Seriously slow it way down. To the point where the words don’t matter anymore and you’re just looking into each other eyes. If she doesn’t say something like “Why are you speaking so slowly, retard”, you can kiss her.
One final thing. A secret weapon that will get you more girls than you’ve ever dreamed. The Claw! Aptly demonstrated by Colin Farrell in the above picture. It’s powerful guys. Use responsibly.
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